Holy mutton chops, Batman! Man I love 70’s porn – the only thing better than crazy seventies bush is crazy seventies facial hair. Welcome to The Apartment, where a young singles couple has to pretend to be brother and sister in order to cohabitate together. However, they don’t let the man stop them from getting it on. The first scene is pretty awesome because it’s all about the woman’s pleasure. Mutton chops starts warming her up by tonguing her clit and fingering her a little. Before long they’re rocking the 69 position, but she ends up disregarding her end of that deal and riding his face. Eventually, she sits on his sizeable cock and rides away until they’re both spent and craving a Marlboro red. Although I like the first scene best, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I failed to highlight the acoustic guitar serenade that kicks off the lesbian action in scene four. It’s classic.
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