Welcome to the first post-election humpday!  I’m sure plenty of people got their hump on in victory last night as Obama won the US presidency in a landslide.  Woohoo!  I won’t get too partisan on you guys, but really, I am so excited for the future of our country and to see where we go next.  But I think I’m even more excited that we don’t have to deal with four more years of Sarah Palin’s head photoshopped onto naked bodies.  It may have been funny the first time, but pages and pages of them were a little overboard.  Anyway, let’s celebrate the President-Elect with some good old fashion humday link lovin’!!

-  I’ve seen some crazy shit on public transit (a few weeks back, I saw a woman talking to a coconut - seriously), but a woman watching porn and giving blow by blow commentary totally tops anything I’ve ever experienced. Gotta love the NYC subway system!

-  John McCain is probably pretty bummed about his total electoral annihilation and could probably use a little pick me up.  Here you go Maverick:  100 Sex and Dating Tips for Seniors.

- Prop 8 is not written in ink yet.  I refuse to give up hope until the end.

- GPS underwear. Valuable tool for finding missing people or creepy tracking device for jealous partners? (via TheFrisky)

- Coffee sented condoms and other off the wall ways to keep sexin’ people safe. (via Boinkology)

- Sigh. I thought it was over, but it’s probably just beginning.

- Super girlie harnesses - the perfect holiday gift for the femme in your life (ahem, ahem).

Okie dokie - hope this gets you through to the weekend, when you can officially celebrate this election!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery