Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has never been one to back down from controversy, so I’m not really surprised to hear that Hustler has a Sarah Palin porno spoof in the works. I’m guessing Nailin’ Paylin starring Lisa Ann will be one of about a dozen, but this one’s got me excited because you know they’ll do it right.
Here’s an excerpt from the piece over on AVN.com:
“Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” the company announced in a press release. “Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback, young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
One scene will show the Palin character in a lesbian threesome with characters based on Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. The movie will also feature a Bill O’Reilly character as the announcer who dishes dirt on the Paylin sex scandals.
“Obviously, the real life antics of Sarah Palin are much funnier than anything we could ever make up,” Hustler exec Jeff Thill told AVN. “Her public appearances seem more like a trailer for a Farrelly brothers film then a carefully executed run at the White House.”
Jeff Thill’s statement is hilarious. and depressing because it’s true.
Talking about porn, there is a character by the name of Roobie Breastnut that sings porn [Why not]. She’s been referred as the Queen of Party Porn Music. Her music is fun, sexy and simple but the lyrics are as hot as a porn movie.