I’m under the firm belief that with sex toys, sometimes less is more. I’m not talking about less inches or vibration patterns, that would be crazy - I’m talking sheer aesthetics.
I’m more of a
kinda gal, so my eyes totally crossed when I saw this
on Violet Blue’s blog. Holy crap am I still trying to figure out what it is. I think it has something to do with titty fucking (yeah, I’m not so down with that phrase either, but I couldn’t find an alternative), but I have no idea what’s with the vagina attached and the penis sticking out. Totally creepy.
Anyway, check out this Violet Blue post for a gallery of other scary sex toys. Be prepared to walk around with a WTF expression on your face for the rest of the day.
oh, and Happy Birthday Violet Blue! Maybe we should get her one of these as a gift?
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
