This morning’s celebrity sex tape rumor involves one Josh Hartnett. While I’m not really a fan, I welcome the possibility of a celebrity sex tape that would star someone I’ve heard of or have any interest in seeing having the sex. It sounds like Mr. Harnett and an unidentified woman didn’t notice security cameras and put on quite a show for hotel employees.

I am also very excited to hear that the rumored act takes place in a library! Good choice, Mr. Hartnett. Chicks dig dudes who feign interest in great works of literature. Plus, nothing beats being fucked from behind up against the stacks…

Red Light District, the folks that are responsible for my having seen China (Joanie Laurer) take it in the ass, have offered half a million dollars for the right to distribute the tape. I’m guessing it will never come to light because Hartnett probably doesn’t need the money or publicity, unlike the numerous “reality stars” I’ve never heard of who have had tapes “leaked.” Unless he’s trying to prove something…

Like the importance of supporting your local library.

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(via AVN)